You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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