I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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