just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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