I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
how drunk are you?
Several
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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