I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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