i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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