Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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