Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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