There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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