he thought i was a dude.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
