I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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