PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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