bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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