So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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