I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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