i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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