I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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