I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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