Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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