one two three fourrrrnication!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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