god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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