What did we do last night that was yellow?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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