you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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