Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He felt like a one man threesome
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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