chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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