This is not my ceiling
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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