So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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