too bad you live with your parents still
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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