it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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