where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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