ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Too much gin, very little bucket
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How naked do you want me to be?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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