hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I know her cup size but not her name....
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