on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Dicks are not precious.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I love you. Go after that dick
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
