we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
