it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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