Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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