The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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