Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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