Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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