sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I will pee on everything he values.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm too high and old for this...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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