someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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