It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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