i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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