I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Success! We fucked roommates!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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