Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i believe in u and ur pee
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