I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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