why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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