your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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