After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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