wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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