Whod you bang
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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