haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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